Bloke on the Dock
In the monologue from Bloke on the Dock, Ricky vents some steam about how he’s always getting pushed to do more work than he should.
Featured Monologue – Bloke on the Dock
RICKY: If I wish to tap dance I could very well please! Acting like she spoon feeds me. Only spoon feedin’ goin’ round these parts is the spoon wedged in her own mouth.
Not like I don’t commit. I put in my share. Nitpickin’, always nitpickin’. Watchin’ over me like a hawk. Whatever I do is never good enough. A man has a right to drink if he’s thirsty! I don’t leave no bed unmade.
She’s never pulled me in, sat me down and said, “Hey Ricky, I’m puttin’ you on.” Just once I’d like to be brought on. Naaah! I get treated like I am just another bloke on the dock. When I should be raised from the gutter and given fine clothin’, hot meals and better wages.
I should be directly involved in the ongoing and outgoings of this outfit, rather than liftin’ and carryin’ produce carts all damn day. I am more than this!!
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Monologue Summary
In the one act eplay Bloke on the Dock, Ricky tries his best to defend his lazy work ethic in the face of potentially being fired.
- Genre: Comedy / Period Comedy
- Length: ~1 Minute
- Monologue Character: Ricky
- Age Range: Any
- Themes: work
- Best For: Male Comedy Monologues
World of the Play
- Cast Size: 1 woman, 1 man
- Characters in Play: Ricky, Matilda
- Time Period: Modern
- Synopsis: In the one act eplay Bloke on the Dock Ricky’s been slipping up on the job and his cousin Matilda has had enough of his shenanigans.
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Monologue Source: Bloke on the Dock
Bloke on the Dock is a comedy one-act ePlay by Joseph Arnone, 2026.
