Two brothers, one ice cream truck in comedy script, “Jackson’s Famous Banana Split”, wherein Jackson and Willy Boy don’t see eye to eye.

Jackson’s Famous Banana Split

FADE IN.

INT. ICE CREAM TRUCK – DAY

Two brothers, one ice cream truck.

JACKSON wears “ice-cream serving” attire (apron/hat) and his brother WILLY BOY wears a t-shirt and jeans.

JACKSON:  Why do you have to be rude all the time?

WILLY BOY:  It’s who I am, I’m not gonna be a phony like everybody else.

JACKSON:  It has nothing to do with being a phony. Not everybody who comes into contact with you is going to be a phony.

WILLY BOY:  I’m not backing down.

JACKSON:  What the hell are you talking about…not backing down? From who? From what?

WILLY BOY:  Oh man, you don’t understand anything…I’m talking about me, I’m not selling out, I’m not backing down.

JACKSON:  Selling out?

WILLY BOY:  Yeah, man. I’m not ever gonna act other than the way I feel.

JACKSON:  So, your attitude, this nastiness is all about being you?

WILLY BOY:  When someone bothers me, why should I not tell them they are bothering me?

JACKSON:  To be polite. What if the person bothering you doesn’t know that they are bothering you?

WILLY BOY:  That’s why I tell them, so they know.

JACKSON:  You don’t get it. What if the person you claim is bothering you, is bothering you unintentionally? What then?

WILLY BOY:  Then I still tell them, so they learn.

JACKSON:  But they weren’t trying to upset you.

WILLY BOY:  But they did.

JACKSON:  Why can’t you tell someone NICELY that they are bothering you? Why do you have to be so rude?

WILLY BOY:  Because that’s my nature. That’s who I am, that’s who I’ve always been..a rude a**hole. I know it and you know it. I can’t change that, it’s in my DNA.

JACKSON:  So, you are happy going through life being the way that you are?  Doesn’t matter how many people you come into contact with, this is it, this is you, this is how you will always be, take it or leave it?

WILLY BOY:  Damn straight.

JACKSON:  You’re a moron.

WILLY BOY:  I don’t care.

JACKSON:  You are, a great giant of a moron and you can stick it where the sun don’t shine if that bothers you. You know what? Someone’s gonna come at you one of these days and give you a beating, what you gonna do then?

WILLY BOY:  I’ll take it as it comes. Won’t be the first time.

JACKSON:  Oh yeah?

WILLY BOY:  Yeah, man. I get my a** kicked all the time. It don’t bother me. I’m used to it.

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In short comedy script, “Jackson’s Famous Banana Split”, Jackson is fed up with his brother Willy Boy’s nonchalant attitude toward business and life in general.  2 Men.  Comedy.

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