Dead Girl

Dark humor script Dead Girl, reveals what lengths Rex will go through in order to cover up an accident he feels responsible for causing.

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FADE IN.

INT. REX’S APARTMENT – LIVING ROOM – EARLY MORNING

REX sits on his couch, an emotional wreck. A ton of blow is on the table before him with a dead blond-haired woman laying face down in it.

Keys heard jangling in a door. In walks BILLY.

BILLY:  Unbelievable…

REX:  Yeah…

Billy looks girl over.

BILLY:  …How can you just leave her like this?

REX:  I’m not good with dead people, man.

BILLY:  When did you first notice her?

REX:  Man, I woke up to take a leak and there she was. We went to bed together, so she must have gotten up during the night to do some more and she fk’n died.

BILLY:  What the f’k are we gonna do?

REX:  I have no idea. It’s why I called you!

BILLY:  Right. Right. Does anyone else know about this?

REX:  Just you.

BILLY:  Who is she?

REX:  She’s actually Ricky’s wife?

BILLY:  …Ricky’s wife?! Gangster Ricky?!

REX:  Yeah, man. Her phone’s been ringing nonstop. He keeps calling.

BILLY:  This is fk’n serious!

REX:  She’s already starting to go stiff man, in case you wanted to wrap her up or something.

BILLY:  I can’t believe this, Rex. Do you realize how insane this is right now?

REX:  Yeah, yeah, yeah…

BILLY:  How are we gonna get her out of here? We have to wait until nighttime.

REX:  That’s what I was thinking. There’s a chute, a garbage chute that we can push her in and we can pick her up in the basement. Then we can bring the car over. Maybe roll her up in a carpet or something.

BILLY:  Wait a minute!

REX:  What?

BILLY:  Ricky is probably GEO locating her phone.

REX:  No!

BILLY:  We need to get rid of her phone right now.

REX:  Should we break it or flush it down the toilet?

BILLY:  You don’t flush it down the toilet man! We need to turn it off! Just switch off the GEO!

REX:  Right, let’s do this! I got this, I got this!

There’s a knock on the front door. Rex and Billy stare at one another.

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Script Summary

Dead Girl is a short dark humor script with 2 female, 2 male characters.  Rex discovers that Ronda is dead and calls his best friend Billy for help, but things only go from bad to worse in a rapid fashion.

• Genre: Dark Humor
• Length: ~10 Minutes
• Script Characters: 2 women, 2 men
• Age Range: Any
• Themes: friendship
• Best For: serio-comedy scripts

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Script Source: Dead Girl

Dead Girl is a drama script by Joseph Arnone, 2026.