I’m willing to die for you
A dark humor play script taken from the one-act eplay Act of Pure Love, wherein Saul offers up a token to Nicki asking for forgiveness.
Featured Scene – Act of Pure Love
SAUL: I want you back.
NICKI: No.
SAUL: Nicki, we love each other.
NICKI: Love is a cheap word.
SAUL: But we really do.
NICKI: So, what?
SAUL: We have plans, major plans.
NICKI: Plans change, Saul.
SAUL: They can’t.
NICKI: They just did.
SAUL: It’s been weeks.
NICKI: (sarcastic laugh)
SAUL: Don’t laugh so loud.
NICKI: Afraid my Grandma will blow your head off?
SAUL: I’m willing to die for you.
NICKI (calling): Grandma?
SAUL: Shh! Don’t wake her!
NICKI: More lies!
SAUL: If she got up on her own accord, I’d face down the barrel.
NICKI: Sure you would.
SAUL: I have proof.
NICKI: Oh, yeah?
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Scene Summary
In the dark humor comedy eplay Act of Pure Love, Nicki has been staying at her family’s home after a terrible argument with her husband Saul. Saul visits her at her family home in order to offer up a token of forgiveness.
- Genre: Dark Humor
- Length: ~5 minute scene
- Characters: 1 woman, 1 man
- Themes: love, couples, relationship
- Best For: Serio-Comedy Scenes
FAQ
A: Monologue Blogger has a play script titled Act of Pure Love wherein a character cuts off a finger to reveal the intensity of their love for the other person.
A: Monologue Blogger has a collection of scenes that are funny at 10 Funny Skits for 2 People.
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Scene Source: Act of Pure Love
Act of Pure Love is a serio-comedy play script by Joseph Arnone, 2026.

