There’s a Lot You Don’t Know About Fashion
A 2 person comedic scene from the comedy one-act play Medium about a guy who believes he is much taller than he actually is.
Featured Scene – Medium
JEANINE: There’s a lot you don’t know about fashion.
DEREK: What other colors look good on me?
JEANINE: Blue and I would say green.
DEREK: Green?
JEANINE: Yep.
DEREK: Where do you get green? Green is an ugly color on me.
JEANINE: Oh! Look at this beautiful blue shirt! This is perfect to go with those jeans I got you.
DEREK: Which—
JEANINE: Come have a look.
Derek looks over Jeanine’s shoulder.
DEREK: That’s ugly as all hell.
JEANINE: I love the button style.
DEREK: Nah, that’s gonna annoy me, I can just tell by looking at it. I’ll develop a rash with those buttons rubbing on my neck all day.
JEANINE: You have no fashion sense.
DEREK: It’s ugly. (beat) What about that one?
JEANINE: Which one?
DEREK: The one with the black stripes going across.
JEANINE: Mmmm, that’s old manish.
DEREK: I like it.
JEANINE: You’re too young for a shirt like that, sorry, but no.
DEREK: I can never get what I like.
JEANINE: You have no sense of style. Go lay back down.
DEREK: Wait! What about that one?
JEANINE: It’s better, but no. (beat) Ohhhhh, what about THIS one.
DEREK: Yeah…I like that there’s no collar.
JEANINE: Look at this, this one is perfect! I’m getting you this one. I love it.
DEREK: It’s alright.
JEANINE: It’s perfect! When it arrives you will love it.
DEREK: Yeah, yeah.
Derek goes and lays down on the couch.
JEANINE: I’ll get you a small.
DEREK: What?
JEANINE: I’ll order you a small.
DEREK: What’s a small?
JEANINE: Your shirt Derek.
DEREK: I’m not a small.
JEANINE: Yes, you are.
DEREK: I am not a small, Jeanine.
JEANINE: But you are, what’s wrong with being a small?
Derek stands up.
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Scene Summary
In this one-act eplay, Derek and Jeanine disagree on the correct size clothing Derek should be wearing.
- Genre: Comedy
- Length: ~5 minute scene
- Characters: 1 woman, 1 man
- Themes: fashion, clothing, ego, pride
- Best For: Comedy Scenes
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Scene Source: Medium
Medium is a comedy play script by Joseph Arnone, 2026.
