11 Scripted Scenes For Two Person Actors – COMEDIC

Are you searching for a comedy acting scene or script? Here are 11 scripted scenes for two actors. Great for acting class or auditions.

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What exactly is a scripted comedy scene?

A scripted comedy scene for actors to practice is a portion of an entire script that actors may work on to perform in acting class or auditions.

A typical scene can involve two or more characters within a single location/setting. Accompanied with a script is dialogue and stage directions that help actors understand the concept of the scene at hand.

Scripted Comedy Scenes for Two Person Actors

  • Here are 11 examples of a scripted scene that actors could practice:

The scripts you will find here take place in a minimum of one location and range from dark humor to outright ridiculousness.

You will find scene topics covering retail, animals, fashion, technology, love, and money.

Each scene comes from a contemporary play script with an average running time of about 10-15 minutes.

CAN I CONFESS SOMETHING TO YOU?
Scene: (1 Woman, 1 Man) Willis breaks the news to Susan about witnessing the suicide of a heartbroken bird.

WHAT DO YOU DO FOR A LIVING?
Scene: (1 woman, 1 man) A first date gone horribly right between these two love birds but the trouble is that there’s a distance between them impossible to correct.

THERE’S A LOT YOU DON’T KNOW ABOUT FASHION
Scene: (1 woman, 1 man) Jeanine has to put up with her boyfriend’s woes about being shorter than what he claims to be.

BUILD ME A ROCKET SHIP
Scene: (1 woman, 1 man) A newly wedded wife isn’t happy with the result of her lonely existence in the suburbs while her husband is out working.

YOU DON’T LOVE ME ANYMORE?
Scene: (1 woman, 1 man) A melodramatic comedy about a young couple breaking up or not breaking up.

11 Comedy Scenes for 2 Actors

YOU ALWAYS GET HEADACHES WHEN WE TALK PAST A THIRD GRADE LEVEL
Scene: (2 men) For Dan, food and philosophy go hand and hand but his friend can’t seem to comprehend that.

HAVE YOU WRITTEN ANYTHING ELSE?
Scene: (1 woman, 2 men) A down on his luck indie filmmakers tries to figure out how to improve his miserable life.

I’LL MEET YOU HALFWAY
Scene: (2 men) Vance and Dono have a major difference of opinion when it comes to the creepy statues scattered around their apartment.

SOMETHING IN THE MACARONI AND CHEESE BOWL MOVED
Scene: (2 women) Two friends that share an apartment that never gets cleaned get a surprise when something stirs in their refrigerator.

I’M NOT THE NEEDY TYPE, RIGHT?
Scene: (2 women) Meagan is upset over the fact that the guy she met at a club still hasn’t called her to make plans to get together.

HE LOOKED ROUGH AROUND THE EDGES
Scene: (2 women, 1 man) Two friends chill out at a cafe when approached by a stranger who invites them to a house party in the city.

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