Bits and Pieces
Bits and Pieces is a comedy script where two friends Jennifer and Amy crash parties and wreak havoc wherever they go. 2 Women. Comedy.
Bits and Pieces
MILTON: Excuse me?
Jennifer looks at Milton, a dashing middle-aged man in a suit. Her jaw drops. Milton eyes Jennifer.
Hello…I couldn’t help but notice a glow coming from this corner of the ballroom. Now I see why. I’m Milton.
AMY: Hey Milt, I’m Amy, this here’s Jennifer.
Milton’s eyes remain glued on Jennifer.
MILTON: Good evening, Jennifer.
JENNIFER: Hi! Hello there.
MILTON: Which one is yours?
JENNIFER: Mine?
MILTON (pointing): That’s my father, the one in the wheelchair.
JENNIFER: Oh, is he now?
MILTON: What about you? Is it your Grandmother?
JENNIFER: Oh! Oh, yeah, my grams. She’s out there in the wild somewhere.
AMY: There’s my Carlo. Gotta go!
Jennifer makes eyes at Amy as ‘not to leave me alone.’ Amy bounces.
MILTON: Can I get you a drink?
JENNIFER: I’m good. Thanks. (beat) I stopped drinking.
MILTON: Really? My apologies for asking.
JENNIFER: Don’t be sorry. It’s not your fault I black out and become a super villain.
MILTON: How so?
JENNIFER: Trust me, a few drinks and I’ll turn this party into a world crises.
MILTON: Where are you from Jennifer?
JENNIFER: I actually don’t know. When I was younger my family moved around quite a bit. Texas, Arizona, then we went east to Mississippi, Virginia, Georgia and when I got old enough I headed north to New York.
MILTON: Why New York?
JENNIFER: I’ve always had the heart of an urban girl.
MILTON: And how long have you been in New York?
JENNIFER: Not that long, but long enough. What’s your deal?
MILTON: My deal?
JENNIFER: Yeah, come on, who the hell are you? Tell me about yourself.
MILTON: Well, I’m a philanthropist.
JENNIFER: What do you philanthrop?
MILTON: Well, I run a few non-profit organizations for various causes I believe in.
JENNIFER: Such as?
MILTON: World hunger, global warming.
JENNIFER: Righto.
MILTON: And you?
JENNIFER: Me? Well, I’m looking for work..as in..I’m a job hunter for people who wish to be employed.
MILTON: What’s the name of your agency?
JENNIFER: Oh, it’s Jennifer…Agency.
MILTON: I’m not familiar–
JENNIFER: We’re very under the radar, independent type of company.
MILTON: Ah, I see, behind the scenes.
JENNIFER: Right.
MILTON: I admire that. Wish I could run my organizations as privately as I would like, but that isn’t plausible.
JENNIFER: Why not?
MILTON: Let’s say it’s hard to walk without being noticed. (beat) Would you like to step out onto the patio with me?
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In short comedy script, “Bits and Pieces” Jennifer good very well have met her soulmate, but doesn’t fully believe that fairytales could actually exist for her reality. 2 Women, 1 Man. Comedy.