Danny is trying to convince his boy to get out of the house and go to an ill party where this girl is going to be there waiting to meet him.

Danny:  You always back out, man. Not cool, bro.  I been talking you up all week and now you want to be a bitch and bail?  Dude, I got money, man.  We don’t even need money, it’s gonna be a house party and shit’s gonna be lit as fuck, yo.  Get your punk ass dressed and I’ll give you twenty bucks so you feel better.  Damn, just give it back whenever, I don’t care.  Really.

Dude, yeah, she wants to meet you, bro.  She don’t even speak English that good.  Perfect cause your half a retard anyway.  She’s here for the summer, man.  Blah!  Don’t you want to meet her man?  She’s like Italian or some shit, yo.  I told you all this already!  I showed you the photos, she’s dope.  

Stop with the video games man, please, you’re killing me.  Get some ass for once.  (beat) Yeah man, she’s, go get dressed, alright?  Stop stallin’, start ballin’ kid.  Seriously.  Stop playing yourself. I’m not talking about this no more.

Joseph Arnone


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