Aren’t you tired of being insane?
In short drama scene from one-act eplay House on the Left, Sharon informs her husband Bruce that she is going on holiday without him.
Featured Scene – House on the Left
SHARON: Aren’t you tired of being insane?
BRUCE: Suits me just fine.
SHARON: I’m going away.
BRUCE: What?!
SHARON: Tabitha is taking me on holiday.
BRUCE: Tabitha? What in God’s name?
SHARON: Tabby and Sean won forty-five thousand dollars in Vegas on the slots and she’s taking me on holiday with her share.
BRUCE: No she ain’t.
SHARON: The trip has been booked and I’m going.
BRUCE: (Shocked.) Does Sean know about this?
SHARON: Sean suggested it.
BRUCE: He did WHAT?
SHARON: It was Sean’s idea.
BRUCE: Why would Sean suggest you two lunatics leave the island?
SHARON: There’s a lot you don’t know.
BRUCE: Such as?
SHARON: Such as I’m on the verge of divorcing you. I’ve been crying to Tabitha for months on end. I’m leaving to save our marriage.
BRUCE: You’re fck’n with me?
SHARON: Tickets are booked for June twelfth and I won’t be coming back for a whole month.
Bruce stands up and circles the center of the living room.
BRUCE: You best be lyin’.
Sharon stands up, facing Bruce.
SHARON: I’m not.
Bruce throws his beer into the wall. Bruce walks nose to nose to Sharon. Sharon does not back down.
BRUCE: You aren’t goin’ anywhere.
SHARON: I’m leaving and you can’t stop me.
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Scene Summary
In the one act eplay, House on the Left, Sharon tells her husband Bruce that she is leaving for a month long vacation with her friend in order to save their marriage and for Bruce to form a friendship with their son Max.
- Genre: Drama / Family Drama
- Length: ~5 minute scene
- Characters: 1 woman, 2 men
- Themes: wife / husband
- Best For: drama scenes
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- Am I supposed to give you money? – from Delivery
- You said you hate teaching. – from No Shadow Can Touch
- It’s all written across your face anyway. – from Final Curtain
- Your resistance makes things awfully wearing. – from The Notes
- I thought we were going to make a deal? – from Figure of Speech
Scene Source: House on the Left
House on the Left is a drama play script by Joseph Arnone, 2026.
