Should I go out there for a closer look?
In seriocomedy scene from one-act eplay, “Becky’s Night Out”, Becky races to go out on a first date, while her parents tease her.
MOE enters the living room carrying a green olive jar and a spoon.
MOE: Here. Take two spoons of this; it’ll help your indigestion.
JANIE: What is that?
MOE: Green olive juice.
JANIE: Don’t give me that! It’s filled with salt! You trying to kill me?
MOE: It helps to calm the stomach!
JANIE: You’re insane.
MOE: It’s an old family remedy. My mother used to give me this as a boy.
JANIE: And look how you turned out.
MOE: It’s instant. In less than two minutes, your stomach ache will subside.
JANIE: Get outta here with that.
MOE: Can’t you trust me for once?
JANIE: What do you know about remedies, Moe?
MOE: You tried everything else, why not try my remedy?
JANIE: I’d rather suffer in pain.
MOE shakes his head – goes back to the kitchen.
Enter BECKY from front door entrance. She heads directly for the stairs.
JANIE (to BECKY): Woah, woah, woah! What are you doing?
BECKY: Not now, Ma. (heading upstairs)
JANIE: That’s how you enter my house?
BECKY (shouting from upstairs): I got Gino waiting outside!
JANIE: At this time of night?
Enter MOE.
BECKY: It’s only eight o’clock.
MOE: What’s she wearing?
JANIE: Hardly anything.
MOE: Where you off to, Becky?
JANIE: And who’s Gino?
BECKY: Gino, from the pizzeria!
JANIE: I don’t know no Gino. (to MOE) You know a Gino?
MOE: Gino who?
BECKY: From the pizzeria!
MOE (to BECKY): Which one, Rosa’s?
BECKY: No, Carlos!
MOE looks through the window.
MOE: That him in the car?
BECKY: Dad, don’t embarrass me!
MOE: That him?
BECKY: He’s in the car!
MOE (to JANIE): Should I go out there for a closer look?
JANIE: You look like a mad man – not even dressed.
MOE: He looks typical.
JANIE: Let me see.
JANIE stares through the window with MOE.
She picked him?
MOE: What?
JANIE: No, nothing. I thought it was the other guy she told me about, the cute one with the green eyes and smile. Looked like he was in love with her; he had dimples. She picked the rude one with the ears, can’t believe it.
MOE: Ears? Oh no way, that’s Gino dumbo ears!
JANIE: Shh! Shh! Don’t embarrass her.
MOE: You gotta be kidding me.
JANIE: It’s only a date.
BECKY comes crashing down the stairs in a rush.
MOE: Oh! What’s the matter with you?! Go easy!
BECKY: Byyyye!
BECKY leaves through the front door.
MOE stands at the front door looking on. He waves.
MOE: Dumbo ears? Yeah! (waving) Bye. (taps his watch) Not too late – I’m sure you can hear me.
MOE closes the front door, laughing to himself.
JANIE: You don’t have to be that way.
MOE: Let me have my fun.
JANIE: Definitely him, right?
MOE: Can’t miss ’em.
JANIE: (sighs) Sssss. She never picks the right ones. All them boys staring at her, and watch, she’ll end up with a moron like Gino.
MOE: Not my daughter. She’s just having a bit of fun.
JANIE: She’s not having her fun, she’s about to settle down with some idiot.
MOE: How’s your stomach?
JANIE: I’ll live.
MOE: Take one small spoon of –
JANIE: GIVE IT TO ME!
MOE: Yeah?
JANIE: All day I gotta hear you! Yeah, give it to me, I’ll take it already. Maybe you’ll shut the hell up.
MOE: It’s like a miracle.
MOE goes back into the kitchen.
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In the one-act eplay, “Becky’s Night Out” Becky misses out on her first date with Gino because her parents were too busy poking fun at him. 2 Women, 1 Man. Seriocomedy.